CraftyNoobsdojo | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Potions Brewed:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4596	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3993
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magic Items Found:	5657
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
New Chunks Explored:	804247	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1