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Country Doctors Minecraft Server

Country, DOCTORS, general practitioners, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare availability, healthcare location, healthcare professionals, healthcare providers, healthcare resources, healthcare system, local doctors, local healthcare, medical care, medical professionals, medical services, Minecraft, national doctors, national healthcare, physician, Server, specialists

Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Potions Brewed:	77	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	157	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NoFamNoProb17

acceptance, blended family, Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, christmas, Conflict, Decision making, extended family, family celebrations, family photo, holidays, INVISIBLE, loyalty, NoFamNoProb17, Plans, rejection, relationships, stepdad, stepsiblings, Support, teenager, Thanksgiving

Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	7168
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EvilCrafters United

corporate greed, corrupt businesses, corrupt companies, corrupt corporations, evil companies, evil corporations, EvilCorp, EvilCrafters, immoral businesses, immoral corporations, malevolent businesses, malevolent corporations, shady companies, shady corporations, sinister companies, sinister corporations, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical corporations, United, wicked businesses, wicked corporations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Potions Brewed:	108	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Assassination, chemical weapons, diplomatic crisis, double agent, Espionage, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, Novichok attack, NovichokCraft, Poisoning, political scandal, putin, russia, salisbury, security breach, Server, Skripal, state-sponsored terrorism, UK inquiry

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

Blood, Bloodcraft, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, establishment, Heroes, heroic fighters, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, Statement, un resolution, unite

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

QuiverMC

Earth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Roleplay PvP Minigames Skyblock Economy Towny Factions Pixelmon Skywars Parkour Prison Bedwars KitPvP Vanilla Modded Hardcore RPG Build Battle

Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Puffton Corporation SMPs

Biomes, Claims, Cross-Play, Custom, Datapacks, Fun Features, Minecraft, Puffton Corporation, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, smp, Spawn, Structures, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, villagers

A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, CREEPERS, Dungeons now loading, farmers delight, Forge, FRIENDSHIPS, ftb chunks, FTB Quests, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Simply Swords, Twilight Forest, vinland, wear

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
FTB Quests
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, career, Communication, Decision making, Ethics, Hiring, Holo, leadership, loyalty, Manager, Minecraft, Partnership, personal life integration, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Server, Shiori, teamwork, Trust, work, workplace dynamics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

Chad, Giga, GigaChad, Isnt, long tail, Minecraft, re, smp, tags

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	3414
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Crops Grown:	5962

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

10 people, aita, Allowed, boxed Mac and cheese, Cook, Cooks, different friend, enjoyment, ex husband, Exhausting, extended family, financial benefit, Friend, Hosting, invited, last minute, loud, love to cook, mom, no one else cooks, OVERWHELMING, refusing, Rude, ruining thanksgiving, Small, Staff, stressful, teenage kids, Thanksgiving dinner, TurkeyCraft, unseasoned chicken thigh

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, AnnoyingSound, bothersome, bothersome noise, bothersome sound, constant noise, frustrating, grating, high-pitched sound, irritating noise, irritating sound, Irritation, jarring noise, loud sound, Minecraft, nails on chalkboard, noise, piercing sound, repetitive noise, smp, Sound, white noise

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, extremist, extremist ideology, fled, hezbollah, interrogated, interrogation, interrogation room, interrogation tactics, interrogation techniques, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGone, political violence, radicalization, security threat, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2