CraftyNoobsBegone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

Community, deep, deep sea creatures, deep sea exploration, deep sea habitat, Giant tubeworms, hydrothermal vents, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, ocean floor, oceanic ecosystem, pacific ocean, Pacific seafloor, sea, seafloor, seafloor discovery, Server, subsea community, thriving ecosystem, Tubeworms, underwater discovery, underwater world, unique ecosystem

come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DupeLeo

Anarchy, PvP, PvP Survival Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Bedwars Prison Parkour Towny Pixelmon Skywars Buildbattle KitPvP

DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

cojis galaxy

application, Bedwars, build test, Builders, cojis, Discord, Factions, Galaxy, locations, Minecraft, Mini Games, new, Prison, PvP, Server, spawns, Staff, Survival, up and coming, Vanilla

A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, Civilisation, coin economy, combat system, Conquer, Create, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, firearms, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, mildly, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Sildaris, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wild, wine

Server Name	The Sildaris Wilds
Version	1.20.1
Trailer	Watch Trailer

Overview

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

What can players do on the server?

Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

Are there any upcoming updates or events?

We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

Is there a unique economy system on the server?

Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Country Doctors Minecraft Server

Country, DOCTORS, general practitioners, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare availability, healthcare location, healthcare professionals, healthcare providers, healthcare resources, healthcare system, local doctors, local healthcare, medical care, medical professionals, medical services, Minecraft, national doctors, national healthcare, physician, Server, specialists

Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5765	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	42	Magic Items Found:	3506
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NoFamNoProb17

acceptance, blended family, Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, christmas, Conflict, Decision making, extended family, family celebrations, family photo, holidays, INVISIBLE, loyalty, NoFamNoProb17, Plans, rejection, relationships, stepdad, stepsiblings, Support, teenager, Thanksgiving

Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EvilCrafters United

corporate greed, corrupt businesses, corrupt companies, corrupt corporations, evil companies, evil corporations, EvilCorp, EvilCrafters, immoral businesses, immoral corporations, malevolent businesses, malevolent corporations, shady companies, shady corporations, sinister companies, sinister corporations, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical corporations, United, wicked businesses, wicked corporations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crops Grown:	8167
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Assassination, chemical weapons, diplomatic crisis, double agent, Espionage, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, Novichok attack, NovichokCraft, Poisoning, political scandal, putin, russia, salisbury, security breach, Server, Skripal, state-sponsored terrorism, UK inquiry

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7779
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

Blood, Bloodcraft, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, establishment, Heroes, heroic fighters, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, Statement, un resolution, unite

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2019	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

QuiverMC

Earth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Roleplay PvP Minigames Skyblock Economy Towny Factions Pixelmon Skywars Parkour Prison Bedwars KitPvP Vanilla Modded Hardcore RPG Build Battle

Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Puffton Corporation SMPs

Biomes, Claims, Cross-Play, Custom, Datapacks, Fun Features, Minecraft, Puffton Corporation, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, smp, Spawn, Structures, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, villagers

A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ores Mined:	2365
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, CREEPERS, Dungeons now loading, farmers delight, Forge, FRIENDSHIPS, ftb chunks, FTB Quests, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Simply Swords, Twilight Forest, vinland, wear

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
FTB Quests
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	3283
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1