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Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6530

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TherapistGoneWild

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OverheardOcelots

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyKoreaWarfare

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1869

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Milkks Minecraft

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Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MomSharkLoanSnitch

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SayItDoItMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RedstoneNoob

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Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TankTasticCraft

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come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Scrolling Down Birth Year

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join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9991