CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	69	Infernal Machines Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	123850	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	628	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4789	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3799
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	1362
Towns Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchantments Applied:	59	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Emeralds Found:	2061	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	624
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	8160	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Star Shards Collected:	124	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Enchantments Applied:	97	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.