LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE NETANYAHU WILL START A WAR IN LEBANON! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! PLUS, OUR SHEEP CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #NETANYAHUWHO? #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 6143
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Star Shards Collected: 300
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 547408 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Void Gems Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Gods Slained: 1
    Farms Harvested: 516 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Towns Built: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4592 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Zombie Dances: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Villages Defended: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

    Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magic Items Found: 2884
    Zombie Dances: 0 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Digging4Diamonds

    Digging4Diamonds
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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