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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3293 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
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