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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5337 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 261 |
New Chunks Explored: | 110019 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 429 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 104 |
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