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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7235 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
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