Players: |
109/200 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: |
3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: |
0 |
Wailing Winds Heard: |
3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: |
1 |
Villages Defended: |
15 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
10 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: |
2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: |
9 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
1 |
Invisible Walls Found: |
2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.