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Nautilus Network

Cross-Play, FarmBox, FNAFBOX, landbox, minecraft server, Nautilus Network, OneBlock, PvP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9024
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Server with the modalities of OneBlock, Farmbox, Landbox and FNAFBOX. Join the best PVP server in history

nautilusmc.us:25403

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, apathetic healing, Apathy, coping mechanism, depression, Echoes, Emotional healing, emotional numbness, emotional well being, Ethereal, existentialism, healing, indifference, insignificance, mental health, Mental Wellness, nihilism, pain relief, perspective shift, self-care, unimportance

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1178	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Animals Bred:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of the real world sucking balls, come join our Minecraft server where nothing fucking matters unironically!

We’ve got pixelated pigs that fly, diamonds that talk shit to you, and creepers that do the Macarena when they explode.

Join us and let go of all that pain and depression by building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm with a llama named Carl who wears sunglasses and smokes a pipe.

Trust me, once you see a cow breakdancing in a disco club made of obsidian, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness consume you!

BrickhausCraft

advanced exam, Bilingual, BrickhausCraft, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Fluency, German, language barrier, language challenge, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language switch, Marriage, relationship, speaking skills, Support, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8512
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speaking German is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Join us for a wild ride of linguistic adventures as we immerse ourselves in the German language like never before.

Imagine a world where every block you break, every mob you defeat, and every player you encounter must be communicated with in German. It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are endless.

Join us and experience the thrill of speaking German 24/7, just like our player who is preparing for an advanced German exam. Will you sound like yourself, or will you surprise even your closest loved ones with your newfound linguistic skills?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to level up your German proficiency while having a blast in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in German by the time you reach the End dimension!

LifeChoicesMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Diversity, Empathy, freedom, Individuality, influence, judgment, LifeChoicesMinecraftSMP, mindfulness, Opinions, personal choices, perspective, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	8881	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear! Like, the admin is a unicorn who can fly and shoot rainbows out of their butt, it’s insane! And get this, the mods are actually aliens from outer space who just wanna build cool stuff with us, like whaaat?

But wait, there’s more! The players on this server are all secretly superheroes in disguise, like one guy can shoot fireballs from his hands and another girl can turn into a dragon, like wut? And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera up in here, I can’t even keep up!

So like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond armor, ’cause things are about to get wacky up in here! Let’s goooooo! 🦄🌈🚀🔥🐉 #BestMinecraftSMPEver

BlockbustersNSFW-Galore

adult content, adult entertainment, banned, BlockbustersNSFWGalore, community guidelines, community standards, content restrictions, Controversial Decision, digital platforms, explicit content, internet censorship, Moderation, NSFW, online communities, online forums, policy enforcement, reddit, social media, SUBS, user feedback, User-generated content

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	171
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Reddit drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have banned all the NSFW subs and replaced them with hilarious memes and cat videos! Our server is so family-friendly, even your grandma would approve. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will give you superhuman Minecraft skills and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures!

TrudeauCraft: Trade Talks & Trump Shadows

brexit, Canada, Diplomacy, economic cooperation, economic relations, Europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, international trade, justin trudeau, negotiations, North America, shadows, talks, Trade, trade agreements, trade deals, trade discussions, TrudeauCraft, trump, UK-Canada trade talks, United Kingdom, world leaders

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	466	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up and is like, “Hey, let’s revive UK-Canada trade talks on this server!” Like, what even? Who knew our boy JT was a Minecraft fan?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Donald Trump shows up outta nowhere and starts trying to trade his golden blocks for your diamonds. Like, bro, get your own resources! But then Putin swoops in on a horse and starts building a giant wall around your base. It’s chaos, I tell ya!

So if you wanna experience all this insanity and more, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got world leaders, crazy trade deals, and walls being built faster than you can say “blocky politics.” It’s a wild ride, my friends. So come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Ice Cream Stand to Millionaire

$16 loan, 1970s, Boomer advice, cream, do what you love, Grandma, horrible advice, Ice, ice cream stand, MILLIONAIRE, money will follow, multi-million dollar business, Stand

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	6701
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball at a rave.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all our stolen cookies from the villagers. don’t worry, they don’t mind cuz we give them emeralds in return.

our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold with just a flick of his wand. he once defeated a creeper with a single punch and then danced the macarena on its grave.

join us if u wanna experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bizarre minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, once u join, u’ll never wanna leave.

What is the IP for Sang Moa Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Moa, sang, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Potions Brewed:	161	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Kingdom Crafters 1.20

Crafters, DAUGHTER, general, Kingdom, KUMA, mindbreak, Noble, NTR, Oda, Oden, one piece, Orochi, page one, wife cheating

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, forget all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and mobs to slay. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the stolen diamonds from other players. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of cheating wives and illegitimate children. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory!

Dad’sFriendCoShutdown – Minecraft Server

aita, brand reputation, bullying, business failure, coaching institute, compassion, competitive exams, COVID-19 Lockdown, DadsFriendCoShutdown, father’s friend, grade 8, hybrid model, lack of adaptation, Minecraft, online platform, overconfidence, overestimation, physical classes, Server, Shut down, student comfort, tough times

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s friend’s coaching institute drama? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting from online to physical classes in a blink of an eye, just like my dad’s friend did. Who needs a hybrid model when you can go all in, right? Plus, we promise no bullying from anyone’s daughters here – unless you count the mobs trying to take you down in-game!

So come on over and show off your Minecraft skills while we create our own brand of madness. Who needs competitive exams when you can compete for the title of craziest player on the server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyFashionista

Argument, body image, BONUS, borrowing clothes, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyFashionista, expensive clothes, fat shaming, friend group split, friendship, Frustration, Plus-sized, ruined clothes, selfish, shopping, Tears, Thin, Wardrobe, weight

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Towns Built:	8	Potions Brewed:	67
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to borrow virtual clothes from your friends and have them mysteriously disappear in-game! Plus, we have a special feature where your friend’s character can stretch out and ruin your favorite virtual outfit without asking! And if you dare to refuse a virtual dress request, be prepared for some virtual tears and virtual drama! Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual friendship betrayal!

Mystic Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Celebrity, critique, digital footprint, dump pics, fashion, gossip, Haven, image sharing, influencer, internet fame, media scrutiny, Michelle Z, mystic, online persona, online presence, opinion, personal brand, photos, public figure, social influence, social media, Style, trends

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Star Shards Collected:	55	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you wanna dump a bunch of her pics! It’s like a virtual photo album but with blocks and creepers!

You can build a shrine to your crush and fill it with all the pics you want! It’s like Pinterest, but with explosions and redstone contraptions!

Plus, the community is full of meme-loving, block-building maniacs who will appreciate your dedication to collecting pics of your crush.

So come on, join now and start building your pixelated shrine to love! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your precious pics!

StepMomAdventures Minecraft Server

air travel, aita, bio parent, birthday trips, Court, DAUGHTER, Divorced, FaceTime, Girls trip, Itinerary, Kids, Las Vegas, last minute planner, Minecraft, not letting, out of country, overseas trip, parenting decisions, Remarried, Server, sibling bond, Spring Break, step mom, StepMomAdventures, travel, white water rafting

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Emeralds Found:	9431	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4802	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in family bonding through virtual adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of building together, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs as a team.

Just like how this divorced mom is trying to keep the sibling bond strong between her kids and her ex-husband’s new family, we too believe in unity and teamwork. Who needs a court battle when you can settle your differences with a friendly game of Minecraft?

Forget about last-minute travel plans and disagreements over who gets to go on a trip, on our server, everyone is welcome to join the fun! No need to worry about air travel or the state of the world when you can embark on epic quests right from the comfort of your own home.

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might even build a virtual bond stronger than any court order could ever enforce!

Honeymoon Havoc: Cancelled!

bitter, canceling plans, CANCELLED, Drama, family division, family drama, Generosity, Golden Child, Havoc, honeymoon, Humiliation, Jealousy, Justified, Laughingstock, luxury vacation, Resentment, Revenge, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, vengeful, wedding fallout, wedding speech, wedding stress

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	183	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge in the most epic way possible? Look no further than our server, where you can cancel your sister’s dream honeymoon with just a click of a button!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking back what’s rightfully yours. No need to worry about non-refundable tickets or expensive resort bookings – we’ve got you covered. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a laugh out of it like the crowd at that wedding speech!

So come on over and show your family who’s boss. Because on our server, petty and vengeful is the name of the game. Join now and let the chaos begin!

BlockyLoveCraft

action, Adventure, BlockyLoveCraft, Entertainment, escapism, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, humor, Intimacy, multiplayer, relationships, role playing, romance, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	840
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a heated battle with a group of creepers. But instead of running away, they decided to seduce the creepers with their charming pickaxe skills. Needless to say, things got pretty steamy in the mines that day.

But that’s not all! On our server, your sex life is like a game of Minecraft. You’ll be crafting, building, and exploring in ways you never thought possible. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every block you break is a step closer to finding true love (or at least a really good time). Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	3965	Potions Brewed:	79
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3