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Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Anime, confession, EMBARRASSING, Ethereal, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, Realms, secret, shameful, taboo, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1308	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Bro, forget about that embarrassing moment and join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.

Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Brown culture, Communication, family, freedom, honeymoon, in-laws, International trip, Itinerary, Jealousy, jinx, Minecraft, OFFENDED, older child, Planning, regulations, rules, Server, sister, soft launch, vacation, VacayVibes, younger child

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

MommyIssuesCraft

acceptance, adoption, DAUGHTER, decision, difficult decisions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, hurtful comments, judgement, love, MommyIssuesCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, Negativity, parenting, relationship, Support, unconditional love

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Farms Harvested:	841
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5787	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mines Excavated:	4554	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9274
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	730463
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Farms Harvested:	623
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2553
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2429
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Votes:	9275
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft2020s LOLz

2020s, Challenges, culture, current events, Decade, digital transformation, Economy, Environment, Future, Global, innovation, lolz, Minecraft2020s, opinion, pandemic, Politics, progress, Reflection, Social Issues, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4706	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server

Australia, civil liberties, consequences, criminal offense, deterrent, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail, law enforcement, Laws, Legal, Mandatory, Minecraft, nazi salutes, NaziSaluteJail, new, prohibited behavior, Public Safety, punishment, Server, societal norms, strict penalties

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	4888

lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	130723
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3