CraftyMuskFascists | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpankCraft: Parental Struggles

acceptable discipline, American parents, child behavior, child discipline, child rearing, conflicting views, Cultural differences, disciplinary actions, discipline methods, family dynamics, hitting children, hitting pets, Parental, parental attitudes, parenting beliefs, pet behavior, pet discipline, pet ownership, physical punishment, research findings, SpankCraft, spanking, Struggles

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Zombie Dances:	9

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than hittin kids or pets? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we gotz so much fun stuff goin on, u wont even hav time to think bout spankin anythin!

we gotz a secret world where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds, itz so magical u wont evn believe it! and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes glitter!

plus, our community is so chill and friendly, u wont evn hav to worry bout any drama or haters. we all just here to have a good time and build epic castles together.

so, forget bout spankin kids or pets, come join our crazy minecraft server and let ur imagination run wild!

Please hop on our server! [anarchy]

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Competition, Conflicts, Dynamic world, Events, evolve, Exploration, growth, Hop, Immersive, Lore, multiplayer, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Treasures

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Emeralds Found:	638
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6173

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	StripesSMP.minehut.gg
Description	Welcome to our brand-new public Minecraft server, designed to bring an exciting mix of survival, community building, and epic conflicts!
Starting Biome	Jungle/Grasslands
Current Players	3 active players

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “StripesSMP.minehut.gg” in the Minecraft multiplayer server list and join.

Q: What can I expect when I first join the server?

A: You will spawn in a jungle/grasslands biome near a small village that can serve as a base of operations.

Q: Can I play solo or do I need to join a team?

A: You can play solo or join a team. The choice is yours!

Q: Are there plans to add more features to the server in the future?

A: Yes, as the server grows, we plan to introduce more features, events, and lore to enhance the player experience.

Eternal Void Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Afterlife, bread and circuses, Christianity, coping with reality, divine hiddenness, ETERNAL, European domination, existential angst, existentialism, gender dynamics, God is dead, hedonism, material goods, Medieval Times, nihilism, philosophy, Political, Problem of evil, Realms, Science, Void, white privilege, will to power

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Yo, listen up homies! Are you tired of feeling like the world is going to sh*t and there’s no hope left for us white dudes? Are you sick of God being dead and science taking over everything? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness where you can escape from the harsh realities of life and just have a good time building and exploring. Forget about all that existential angst and join us for some epic adventures in a world where anything is possible. Who needs bread and circuses when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? So, why not take a break from it all and join our server today? Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

WeirdoSteveMC SMP

Bullied, different from others, eccentric student, LONER, misunderstood, nonconformist, odd personality, offbeat sense of humor, outcasted individual, outlandish fashion, Outsider, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, School, smp, social outcast, strange behavior, unconventional style, unique interests, unusual hobbies, weird kid, WeirdoSteveMC

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	5877
Dragon Eggs Found:	6268	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9159	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is literally the most insane thing ever. Like, you know how there’s always that one weird kid at school? Well, this server is like if that weird kid was a Minecraft server. It’s so weird, but in a good way, you know?

First of all, the admins are like these crazy geniuses who have created the most chaotic and hilarious world ever. Like, there’s this one time where they turned all the pigs into flying llamas and everyone had to ride them to get around. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing.

And the players on this server are just as weird as the admins. Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant toilet house and only communicates in fart noises. And another player who wears a chicken suit all the time and only speaks in chicken puns. It’s so ridiculous, but that’s what makes it so fun.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and have you laughing until you cry, then you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the weirdest, most outrageous adventures of your life.

CraftyCampusFun

campus, Challenges, Classes, college, CraftyCampusFun, education, Experience, extracurricular activities, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, learning, Memories, opportunities, personal development, Professors, responsibilities, social life, Student Life, studying, success

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Are you tired of boring lectures and endless assignments in college? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Who needs a degree when you can have a diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper? Say goodbye to student loans and hello to building your dream castle in the sky. So why waste your time in a stuffy classroom when you can join us for the ultimate adventure in blocky paradise? Let’s craft some memories together!

ERROR 555 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, ERROR 555, Gaming, GIF, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, PC, Popular, Server, Server List, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
New Chunks Explored:	851939	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

The owner of the server “ERROR 555” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

err0rw0rld.aternos.me:20258

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Discord, dsmp, Dungeon, endless dungeon, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Lore, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, rooms, RPG, Secrets, serpent, Server, smp, Undead, Unique

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

https://discord.gg/AsEPmhTfsc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Dungeon SMP?	Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets.
What classes are available?	There are many different classes such as Serpent, Undead, and more.
What is the lore of the Fallen Gods?	The lore of the Fallen Gods is a key aspect of the server, providing depth to the world and story.
How can I become strong in Dungeon SMP?	By grinding and exploring the dungeon, you can level up and become stronger in the game.

UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fightcade Play, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, High level replays, Mai Teaser Trailer, New Balance Update, sfg, st, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, UrbanCrafters, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

CraftyFlicksMC

action, Behavior, Censorship, cinematic liberties, comedy, CraftyFlicksMC, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, Ethics, FANTASY, Fiction, moral dilemmas, movies, Real Life, romance, societal norms, Suspense, taboo, thrillers, violence

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

caribbean, crime, Crime Prevention, crime rate, Crisis, emergency, emergency declaration, emergency measures, escalating violence, Government, Homicide, homicide rate, law enforcement, MurderCraft, Murders, national security, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, state of emergency, trini, Trinidad and Tobago, violence

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, beams, blinding lights, bright headlights, car accessories, car lights, car maintenance, car problems, car safety, driving at night, HALOGEN, Havoc, headlights technology, HIGH, high beam etiquette, high beams, Minecraft, night driving, old car, road etiquette, road safety, road visibility, Server, traffic safety, VISIBILITY

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!

Portal Message Billing Fun

billing, billing patients, billing system, Communication, decrease volume, digital health, ease physician workload, Fun, Healthcare, healthcare costs, Mayo Clinic study, medical billing, Message, messaging platform, patient care, patient communication, patient engagement, patient-initiated messages, physician efficiency, Portal, portal messages, Program, Technology, telemedicine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	550	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchantments Applied:	210

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.

imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.

so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, Scp, Server, server grow, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mines Excavated:	2027	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is a just released minecraft RP server, where you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation. Featuring a 3.5km2 underground facility and a large surface area, this is the largest minecraft SCP-Themed project. Hosted on a lag-free vanilla server, come join us for events and community building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation.
Is there lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy for more information.
What events are hosted on the server?	We host a variety of events and plan to organize longplay full site roleplay sessions in the future.

Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2

1.21.2, attention love, attention so much, i love, love attention, love male, love male attention, love male attention so much, male attention, male attention love, male attention so much, male love, MOONLIGHT, mystic, SO MUCH, Valley

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Hey bros, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a non-stop party in a virtual world?

We got so many cool dudes hanging out, you’ll never be bored!

Plus, the admins are like total babes, always giving out free stuff and making sure everyone has a great time.

And let me tell you, the chat is always popping with hilarious jokes and crazy shenanigans.

So come on, join us and get your fill of male attention while building epic structures and exploring wild adventures!

GameplayCraft

action, Adventure, console, Entertainment, Fun, GameplayCraft, Gaming, indie, leisure, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Playing, role playing, Shooter, simulation, Single player, strategy, Today, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t let you ride a llama into battle while wearing a hotdog costume? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Players:	92/500	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Farms Harvested:	321
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2982
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Chimeras Created:	2