CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

6 year old girl, Animals, assault, Attack prevention, Awareness, brave, children, CraftyMonkey, crime, foils, HEROIC, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, man, Minecraft, Monkey Attack, News, Protection, rape, Safety, Server, times of india

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	109
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

New Minecraft Servers

hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Potions Brewed:	103	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	2445
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Crops Grown:	8203	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	250
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5553	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	1

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magic Items Found:	2528	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	31
Buildings Constructed:	45	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Emeralds Found:	4483	Towns Built:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal anatomy, animal attraction, Animal Behavior, animal instincts, bestiality, controversial, Curiosity, ETERNAL, ethical concerns, fetish, genuine question, Horse, moral boundaries, Psychological, Quests, rimming, sexual behavior, sexual desires, sexual exploration, taboo, taboo behavior, unusual fetishes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of rimming a horse’s filthy asshole, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.

Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.

Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.

Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

aspirations, budgeting, Cash4Diamonds, dreams, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, future planning, goals, Happiness, Investment, life change, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal finance, Priorities, savings, self improvement, smp, success, wealth building

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	411224	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP because it’s literally like winning the lottery but better! Like, imagine getting so much money that you can buy all the diamond blocks in the world and build a castle made out of them! And then you can hire a whole army of villagers to protect it from creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll also have the chance to win a real-life unicorn that poops out golden apples! And not just any golden apples, but enchanted ones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the whole Minecraft universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #unicornpoop #diamondcastle #minecraftgoals 🦄💰💎