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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7221 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 128 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where you can ride pigs and race against each other in epic pig races. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds every hour. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “molesting moids” – mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that one player even wished for an infinite supply of diamond armor and it actually came true!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re always up to no good!