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SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

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SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	5499	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

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Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Dimension Hops:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	673789	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VibeKillerMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	118	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

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So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2061
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Marahuyo Sanctuary

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Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Animals Bred:	121	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

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https://t.me/minecubixremake

Hello, if you selected this item, then you want to understand the idea of the game server? Great, let us introduce you to this!

The goal of creating the project is to give our young users and older people an excellent playground with convenient, and most importantly, interesting functions. We are not trying to impress you with incredibly beautiful personalization, pictures, textures, we just want to provide you with an easy to use game server. A little bit of everything was invested into the server concept. A little Role Play content will dilute your already, perhaps, boring vanilla, a little Politics will give you the opportunity to create your own cities and invite your friends to them and not only, a little vanilla itself will give you the opportunity to develop in the world quite simply. We have not tried and will not try to complicate the game for you, our goal is only to make it enjoyable and balanced.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!

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Server Name	WakeMC
Version	1.21
Server Location	Australia

Overview:

A brand new 1.21 survival server hosted in Australia. The goal is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible. There are no paid ranks or perks – all are acquired free in-game.

Features:

McMMO
Upgradable Spawners
Player Market
Jobs
Free Ranks
Land Claim
Crates (Free)
Player Warps
Auction House
Dungeons / Bosses (Elite Mobs)
Custom Enchants (250+)
Graves (Teleport Back To Death Location)
Resource World (Resets Weekly)
Separate Creative World
Cosmetics
Discord
Bluemap

Ranks:

All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game.

FAQ:

1. How do I claim land?

We have a great land claiming plugin where you can change various settings about your claim. Everyone starts with 10k claim blocks and can earn more by leveling up.

2. How do jobs work?

Join jobs to earn in-game money and spend job points on cool items.

3. What is McMMO?

Level up various skills with the McMMO plugin.

4. How do I upgrade spawners?

You can right click spawners to upgrade them, increasing spawns or decreasing spawn delay.

5. Are there dungeons and bosses?

Challenge bosses in our dungeons.

6. What is the resource world?

We have a separate resource world for gathering unlimited resources.

7. Is there a creative server?

Yes, we have a separate creative server for building.

8. Are there giveaways?

Regular giveaways are hosted in the Discord server.

9. What are the server IPs?

Survival: play.wakemc.net

Creative: creative.wakemc.net

10. What is the website?

Visit www.wakemc.net for more information.

11. What is Bluemap?

Explore the server map using Bluemap at 51.161.192.10:8163.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyFate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Join us for epic battles on the Great Void Sea, where you can summon your favorite Minecraft characters and fight off dragons with water guns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Halloween event where you can rebel against 108 spooky skeletons and party with a dragon girl straight out of Water Margin. And if that’s not enough, we’ll take you on a wild ride through Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus) where you’ll face off against gods and monsters in an epic quest for glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is where legends are made!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Potions Brewed:	59	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Farms Harvested:	201	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	8573

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyRoomieDrama

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Are you tired of living with roommates who have no boundaries? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many rooms as you want! No more awkward encounters in the living room or kitchen, unless you want to, of course.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and create your own virtual paradise. Plus, we have a strict dress code policy – all players must wear full attire at all times, even if it’s just pixelated armor.

So come join us and leave the real world behind! Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.