CraftyMissileMadness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Emeralds Found:	9008	Blood Moons Survived:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	143
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Farms Harvested:	997
Emeralds Found:	2436	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Potions Brewed:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	New Chunks Explored:	787806
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	4837

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Animals Bred:	147	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	5224
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	947

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

Players:	99/900	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4