CraftyMind SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	952	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Animals Bred:	184
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crops Grown:	9020
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crops Grown:	2205
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	284
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1085	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	8668	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6166
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mines Excavated:	1507
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crops Grown:	5285
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	103/800	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3