Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!
So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!
