CraftyMe Minecraft Server

Awareness, Character, convince, CraftyMe, Evidence, Existence, existential crisis, fictional, fictional being, Identical Twins, Identity, identity crisis, Indisputable, lookalike, me, Minecraft, MIRROR, Relate, SELF AWARENESS, self-aware, Server, SIMILAR, twin

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Items Found:	5232	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of uniqueness!

Join us and create a character that is literally YOU. No, seriously, this character is so you that it’s almost creepy. People will stop you in the virtual streets and be like, “Wow, you and your character are like twins!”

Imagine waking up every morning, logging into the server, and feeling a deep connection with your character. It’s like looking into a virtual mirror and seeing yourself staring back.

But wait, it gets even crazier! What if your character became self-aware and started questioning your existence? Talk about a mind-blowing experience!

So, why settle for just any Minecraft server when you can join us and become one with your virtual self? Trust us, you won’t find this level of existential crisis-inducing fun anywhere else!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2034	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	152
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	152
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	892296	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Votes:	466

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ores Mined:	9294	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6922	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9791
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	462

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Void Armor Forged:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!