CraftyMcLaughs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroCraft: No Cheap Knockoffs!

AITAH, Allergies, Amazon, brocraft, brother, Cheap, cheap knockoff, Confrontation, CVS, Defensive, demanding, Ethics, expensive, Honesty, knockoffs, loratadine pill, Principle, product, Replace, Replacement, stealing, theft, twin brother

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the principle of not stealing…even when it comes to allergy pills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pill-counting drama and sibling shenanigans.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the mystery of the missing loratadine pills. Will you confront your virtual twin brother and demand a 1 for 1 comp on Minecraft CVS? Or will you embark on a quest to find the ultimate deal on Amazon for 300 pills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of demanding justice for stolen allergy medication in a blocky, pixelated universe. Join now and show the world that even in Minecraft, stealing is never okay…especially when it comes to allergy pills!

CringeWorthyTrendsMC SMP

childhood memories, childhood trends, cringe-worthy accessories, cringe-worthy activities, cringe-worthy behavior, cringe-worthy fads, cringe-worthy fashion, cringe-worthy hairstyles, cringe-worthy music, cringe-worthy slang, cringe-worthy styles, cringe-worthy toys, cringe-worthy trends, cringe-worthy trends from the past, cringe-worthy TV shows, CringeWorthyTrendsMC, embarrassing trends, fashion faux pas, Nostalgia, regrettable trends, smp, trends we regret

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

OMG like, remember when we all used to wear those super baggy pants with chains hanging off them? Like, what were we thinking, right? But hey, if you wanna relive those cringey days and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP! We have a whole town dedicated to recreating the fashion disasters of the past, complete with giant chain wallets and neon shoelaces. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where you can dance to 90s pop music all night long. So come join us and let’s cringe together in style, baby!

SelfLoathingCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! That’s right, no more plain old blocky characters for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Dimension, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. You can ride a bacon-powered rocket ship to explore this deliciously wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties this side of the Nether.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in a world of unicorns, bacon, and ninja llamas? Join us today and let the ridiculousness begin!

LebCraft Presidential Showdown

army chief, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, Diplomacy, election, Government, leadership, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, power, president, PRESIDENTIAL, showdown, Stalemate, TRANSITION, united states, US-backed, Victory

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9401

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the US-backed army chief has been elected as the president of Lebanon, ending a stalemate that lasted for years. why join, you ask? well, because now you can build your own presidential palace and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! show them who’s boss by creating laws and enforcing them with your army of pixelated minions. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the president is a minecraft character? it’s like living in a virtual reality where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers. so come on, join us and let’s make lebanon great again… in minecraft!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

banner, description, height, husk, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, Without

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Animals Bred:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3305	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cpxm.vanilla-box.ru

CreateHive [Modded]

Adventure, aeroplanes, Community, CreateHive, Creative, Custom Plugins, DECORATIVE BLOCKS, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Here are 20 comma separated tags from the Minecraft server description that are not part of the content provided: missions, Minigames, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, resource packs, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2398
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

CreateHive Minecraft Server

Hi all!

I run a Minecraft server called CreateHive. We have over 100 members now. Our server has create add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!

If you wish to join, head over to our website at https://createhive.org !

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the CreateHive server?	Visit our website at https://createhive.org and follow the instructions for joining.
What add-ons does the server have?	We have add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!
How many members does CreateHive have?	We have over 100 members currently.
Can I suggest new add-ons for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members. You can contact us through our website.

Unity of Blocks 1.20.6

1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!

Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!

Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mines Excavated:	2655	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	6

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Falling into the Void:	2

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Star Shards Collected:	231
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2632
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2617
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	91

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0