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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Animals Bred:	24	Potions Brewed:	84

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magic Items Found:	3172
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9566	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3615	Players Killed by Monsters:	6291
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	415142
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Votes:	8389
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	102	Secret Passages Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Star Shards Collected:	137
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	98/400	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6