CraftyLifeGoals | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	257	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2142
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	200
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	4021
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8911	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	545448	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	91	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Items Found:	1376
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	50	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Votes:	8991	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Star Shards Collected:	269	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	3472	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

Players:	97/500	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Towns Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3