CraftyLifeBalance | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchantments Applied:	146	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Votes:	2025	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Star Shards Collected:	208
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	New Chunks Explored:	441164
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	7612
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Towns Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	874
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Emeralds Found:	1687
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1419

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Votes:	6425

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2957	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Void Gems Collected:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!