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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8827 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7844 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4140 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Have you ever been told that pigs can fly in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only do pigs fly, but they also wear top hats and monocles while sipping on fancy cocktails! Join us for a truly surreal experience where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with these explosive dancers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava pit. Will you dare to embark on this treacherous quest for riches?
So come on down to our wacky and whimsical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs). Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!
TimTheTatman, also known as Timothy John Betar, is a 
