CraftyLePenFraudEU | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

#sustainability, assets, BLOCK, carbon footprint, carbon-intensive industries, climate change, decarbonization, Energy Sector, environmental impact, financial risk, Fossil Fuels, global economy, green technology, Investment, Net, net-zero emissions, policy implications, renewable energy, researchers, Server, stranded, stranded assets, Sustainable development, TRANSITION, Warning

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

Competition, console, Entertainment, Features, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Killer, Minecraft, new console, next generation, Nintendo, Online Multiplayer, Players, prediction, release date, Server, speculation, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchantments Applied:	92
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous protagonist, Book, Builder, captivating narrative., crime, detective, Enigmatic, f.., Fiction, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 204014363, novel, page-turner, plot twist, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

aita, balloons, Birthday Party, celebration, Conflict, dads house, DadsHouseParty, Divorce, family celebration, Friends, joint celebration, Minecraft, mom’s house, parenting, Remarried, Server, sleepover, spa day, Stepbrother, STEPDAUGHTER, stepsiblings, video games, VR gaming arcade

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SisterSipSnitchCraft

AITAH, baby daddy, bar, Behavior, calling out, Comment, dwi, Facebook status, family, Friends, Granddaughters, Help, Kids, margaritas, parents, Party, single mom, sisters, SisterSipSnitchCraft, sober up, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	202
Falling into the Void:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WeaknessCraft SMP

growth mindset., Honesty, introspection, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-awareness journal prompts, self-awareness quotes, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-improvement strategies, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness, WeaknessCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, deputy leader, ground operation, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s readiness, Hezbollahs, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, potential attack, regional threat, resistance, SECURITY, Server, Sweatbox, Tension, Terrorism, War

so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
New Chunks Explored:	235848	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

Brain, Brain Games, brain tricks, cognitive illusions, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, EyeBrain, EYES, IllusionCraft, MELD, mind games, mind-bending illusions, neuroscience, optical art, optical illusions, optical phenomena, Perception, sensory perception, Trickery, vision, visual perception, visual puzzles, visual tricks

join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7608	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, beautiful things, bird species, Blue Flowers, BOTANY, bottom left flower, Crafty, creations, favorite flowers, favorite plants, favorite things, flower enthusiast, gardening, Minecraft, Myosotis macrantha, Myosotis pulvinaris, Nature, nature photography, ornithology, plant species, Server, top left flower, Turul, wildlife

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	285	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Meteorites Collected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10