CraftyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

anger-inducing, Challenging, chance, Difficulty, frustrating, game design, Gaming, HACKING, infuriating, luck-based, madness, Minecraft, Minigame, password guessing, patience, Random, Ridiculous, rng, Server, skill, strategy, trial and error, UNFAIR

Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	5808
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5399	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	185	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Animals Bred:	199	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Potions Brewed:	46
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, 19132, Active players, Community, CraftedSurvival, crossplay, friendly environment, Fun, griefer, INCLUSIVE, Join, madness, Minecraft, mojang, play.craftedsurvival.net, Playtime, Ranks, Semivanilla, Server, shopping, skill, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Ultimate, Vanilla, Version, Voting, Welcoming

Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

advertising, brand, Business, Customers, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, influencer, Marketing, Minecraft, ONLINE, Promotion, RnaudBertrand, Server, social media, SOLD, SOLD OUT, Status, strategy, success, trending, x-com

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1679
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, NewsVersion 1.2, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1316
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping strategies, Dedication, emotional connection, LDRs4Life, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, missing each other, patience, Sacrifices, smp, staying connected., success stories, Support, Technology, time zones, Tips, Trust, Video calls

Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Emeralds Found:	7560

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyRejects

coping with rejection, CraftyRejects, Emotional healing, emotional resilience., Emotional support, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, marriage proposal, moving on, personal growth, rejection, rejection recovery, rejection recovery journey, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-care

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Farms Harvested:	237
Mines Excavated:	4074	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, HeckinCraft, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SabotageCraftEU

#covert operations, cyber attacks, cyber warfare, Espionage, Europe, european security, foreign affairs, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kremlin influence., Kremlin meddling, political interference, Propaganda, Russian government, sabotage operations, SabotageCraftEU, security threats, state-sponsored attacks, subversion, The Kremlin

Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

Adventures, AMERICANS, anti-inflammatory properties, AntiInflammatory, Cancer, chronic inflammation, diet, disease prevention, food choices, health, health problems, healthy living, Heart Disease, inflammation, Lifestyle, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, Prevention, pro-inflammatory diets, Risk, SpiceCraft, spices, wellness

come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5