CraftyKyivWarfare | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	692	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	133
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8455
Potions Brewed:	106	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchantments Applied:	207

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Secret Passages Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	147	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ores Mined:	4202
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	154
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8726
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Potions Brewed:	101

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Items Found:	5944	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1