join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life, like seriously bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

you think the Kremlin is crazy? wait till you see our players trying to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, but way more entertaining.

we even have a secret faction of players who dress up as potatoes and roam the server causing chaos. it’s like a real-life potato revolution, but with less carbs.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
Villages Defended: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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