CraftyKremlinWarriors | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where unexpected appearances are the norm! Just like how Windows Server 2025 unexpectedly upgraded itself, you never know what crazy upgrades and surprises await you on our server!

Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.

So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

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Looking for a quality store for blocks? Then you should go to MetaBox ✨!

What do we offer?

→ More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨

→ Responsive support on the Discord server ✨

→ Lots of cool mechanics ✨

→ Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨

→ Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨

If you wish, you can:

→ Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨

→ Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨

→ Or just develop calmly ✨

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Make America Great Again Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ores Mined:	835	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dixie Craft – Southern US & Friends

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like waking up in a whole new dimension – literally!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens ride on top of cows, and creepers break dance instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Sheep Shearing Sundays” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Pig Racing Derby” – those pigs can really move when they have a carrot on a stick to chase!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, if a TNT-loving player gets too close).

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Snoot – Minecraft SMP – Tampon Eating Thursday

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of untamed wolves? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a robot army and more crazy stories than a llama with a jetpack.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its last explosion. We’ve got gators to hug, games to snoot, and steaks to cook (how do you like yours?).

Download our mods, check out our playlists, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in our archives – you might never find your way out! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

/yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (who has now graduated to Minecraft legend status), and Reimu! These YouTube and Twitch stars will guide you through epic adventures and crazy builds that will leave you in stitches.

Enna will show you how to build the most insane redstone contraptions, while Millie will lead you on treasure hunts that will make you question reality. Nina, the Minecraft mastermind, will teach you the art of PvP like no other, and Reimu will take you on a journey through the most mind-bending parkour courses.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with all the tools and resources you need to dominate the server. From enchanted weapons to secret potions, Ethyria has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Greatest NXT I’ve Ever Seen Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. These creepers were so chill, they even helped the player mine diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper aw man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most lit PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: players riding on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of evil villagers riding on top of zombie horses. It’s chaos, it’s epic, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

So come join us on this wild adventure and be a part of the greatest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get yourself into next!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a giant spider with a taste for diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the eight-legged beast and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

> Seething in Minecraft SMP America

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds pretty houses? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west showdown every day! America is STILL seething with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the strongest survive in this lawless land of blocky chaos. So saddle up, partner, and get ready for the ride of your life on the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Macefect SURVIVAL DONATE FOR TIME /free Minecraft server

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No money to donate? No problem! You can play here for free. You can advertise this server in your videos on your YouTube channel and receive generous rewards for it (game money, donation). Our server is Russian, so we don’t have discord. Donations are made so that they do not interfere with the game of other players. Therefore, based on the topic, SURVIVAL comes first. If you find a bug or any other technical problem, you can write about it to our technical mail. support: [email protected]. Our server does not have a lobby due to lack of funds, so there is only one server. Only you, by your presence, can determine the future of the server, and SUPPORT for the server depends only on you.

The server needs advertisers for the further life of the server. If you are an advertiser and want to promote your advertising, write about it to our mail: [email protected]

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Brainrot Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, it will make you forget all about those crazy conspiracy theories about Trump and concentration camps.

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes. Our community is filled with players who have escaped the clutches of CNN and mainstream news, and now spend their days building giant statues of their favorite TikTok influencers.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where Trump is actually a unicorn and all he does is spread rainbows and happiness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Next Big Thing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the craziest, wildest, most mind-blowing Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Join now and become a part of the next big thing in the Minecraft world. Our server is so revolutionary, it’s like ethcoin dot org on steroids! Check out the contracts, do your own research, and once you understand how it works, you’ll be itching to join our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s burning eth like crazy! It’s like playing Minecraft on ultrasound money, baby! And get this – the eth from mining goes straight to buyback and pool. It’s like a never-ending cycle of awesomeness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dragons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyFantasyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Creepers on a rampage? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, we added a Damascus Ingot to Siero’s Shop – because why not? Join us for the Martial Mastery Trial Raid and get CCWs for Viking, Paladin, and Street King. And don’t forget about the Honing Seeker Phantom Skin & Celestial Axe/Katana – it’s hotter than a lava lake!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got QoL updates like being able to copy Raid/Co-op IDs and filter Collab Weapons/Summons. Plus, we’ve got a Collab Campaign and Collab Missions that are crazier than a pack of Endermen on a sugar rush. And don’t miss out on our Extra Drops Campaign (Light) – it’s like finding diamonds in a mine!

Join us for our Side Story: Alchemist’s Desire and enjoy QoL updates like Crew Buff Extend and Journey Drop buff on the Home Page. And if you’re not convinced yet, just check out our roadmap – it’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start your Minecraft adventure today! And remember, read the FAQ before posting – it’s like having a Potion of Invisibility in your inventory. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Who Takes This Minecraft SMP 1v1v1v1

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high! Are you ready to prove your skills in a 1v1v1v1 battle royale like no other? Join us and show off your PvP prowess as you fight against other players in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Pig in combat and claim its riches as your own, but beware, for it is said to possess powers beyond imagination.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our SMP. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime – who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our world!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6