CraftyKremlinCrafts | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Emeralds Found:	2147
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Votes:	8420
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6713	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9342
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	5533
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Towns Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Animals Bred:	131
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	121
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Falling into the Void:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3