CraftyKremlin: LostTroops567K | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Goontown

Community, Experience, Fabric, Factions, Friends, Goontown, Minecraft, Mods, PvP, Survival, War

Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchantments Applied:	247
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

#venting, anxiety, Cabin fever, Cooling down, coping strategies, fear, Frustration, gun, Heat, indoors, ISOLATION, Melanin men, mental health, Minecraft, MODERN, NEET, night, Safety, self-care, Server, Summer, walk, weather

Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

2024.., Anime, character design, Computer, cute, digital art, discussion, FANART, Fandom, forum, Future, internet culture, Minecraft, niche community, operating system, OS-tan, personification, Possible.., smp, speculation, tan, Technology, Thread

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	125

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

Adults, advice, aita, blended family, Bonding, Communication, dad, family dynamics, family unit, father figure, hurtful, mom, MomAndHubbysMinecraftServer, parenting, parents, relationships, Stepbrother, stepdad, stepfamily, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4191
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

baby, bitter, Breakup, Cheating, christmas, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Excluding, exclusion, friend group, Gifts, Incident, Marriage, NoGirlLeftBehindMC, Pregnancy, relationships, single girl, social cues, Tiffany, wedding reception

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2457	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PagerWar Minecraft Server

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, declaration of war, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, international relations, Israel, Israeli aggression, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military response, Minecraft, pager attacks, PagerWar, political tension, regional crisis, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Farms Harvested:	721
Players Killed by Monsters:	4794	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9272
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5316	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crops Grown:	4582

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2