so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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