CraftyKitchenDisasterz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SantaCreeper Minecraft SMP

all i want for christmas is you, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, christmas, deck the halls, Favorite, Festive, holiday, holly jolly Christmas, jingle bells, joy to the world, Let it snow, Minecraft, Music, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN, SantaCreeper, silent night, Silver Bells, sleigh ride, smp, tradition, white christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like the North Pole on crack! We have flying reindeer, Santa Claus as the admin, and the elves are actually zombies in disguise. It’s not Christmas until you hear the sound of creepers exploding to the tune of Jingle Bells! Plus, we have a secret underground workshop where we make all our diamond armor and weapons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy holiday adventure! Join now before the Grinch tries to grief our Christmas tree! #MerryCraftmas 🎅🎄🎁

LoveStruckCraft

LovestruckCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	404604
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with love and affection from all your friends and family? Do you just want to be left alone to mine and craft in peace? Then look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience a world where love is banned and friendship is forbidden. Our community is filled with players who will do anything to avoid showing any kind of affection towards each other. From sabotaging each other’s builds to stealing each other’s diamonds, you’ll never have to worry about being loved again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that feeds on love and will stop at nothing to destroy anyone who dares to show any kind of affection. Can you defeat this fearsome beast and prove that you are truly heartless?

So if you’re ready to kill the desire to be loved once and for all, join our Minecraft server today. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a complete lack of love!

GreenCraft Defense: Trump Edition

Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, cooperation, Defence, Defense, defense spending, denmark, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, GreenCraft, Greenland, international relations, Military, nato, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial sovereignty, trump, US control

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a GIANT WALL to protect our land from trump and his crazy desire for control! we have polar bears as guards and penguins as our secret agents. you can ride on a flying whale to explore the icy tundra or battle it out with snowball cannons against the evil invaders. join us and be part of the epic battle for greenland!

Crafty Nations Online

Countries, Crafty, cyber sovereignty, data privacy, digital development, digital divide, digital sovereignty, global connectivity, information control, innovation, internet, internet governance, internet regulation, internet sovereignty, national security, Nations, network security, ONLINE, online censorship, online independence, online infrastructure, technological autonomy, Technology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	968	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

join dis server if u want to experience the craziest minecraft adventures of ur life!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u for days. the zombies here are actually friendly and will give u hugs instead of brains.

rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can make ur wildest dreams come true.

we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil ender dragon.

so come join us on dis server and let the madness begin! who needs reality when u can have a minecraft world this insane??

Pixel Dolls Frontier 1.20

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dolls, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, Events, Frontier, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn, Neural Cloud, News, Ode to Mild Winter, PIXEL, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Yuritroons, Zero Charge

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Buildings Constructed:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7078	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a crazy mashup of Girls’ Frontline and Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery. Like, imagine building your own base while fighting off virtual enemies with cute anime girls by your side. It’s like living in a weeb dream come true, man.

Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.

And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.

Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.

Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog

asian, bullying, chink, chinks, coping, discrimination, Emotional support, generation gap, identity crisis, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mog, peer comparison, racism, resilience, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, Xenophobia, youth culture, Zoomer

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of getting mogged by zoomer chinks in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave those pesky zoomers in the dust as you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be a part of the chaos and hilarity, join us now!

XmasGrindCraft

aita, alone, appreciation, butterflies, christmas, Christmas alone, family, family time, holiday pressures, holiday stress, holidays, PRESSURE, RAINBOWS, spending holidays alone, spending time, spirit, stress, working on Christmas, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of all the holiday stress and family drama? Do you just want to escape it all and have some peace and quiet? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and avoid all the holiday chaos by building your own virtual paradise. No annoying relatives, no awkward conversations, just you and your blocky creations.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly to the moon on a rocket made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every player gets their own personal butler to cater to all their needs. Need more diamonds? Your butler will fetch them for you. Hungry for some virtual pizza? Your butler will whip it up in no time.

So why spend the holidays with boring old relatives when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to endless fun and adventure! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

BoneCraft: Regen Scaffold Qx-D

Biomaterials, bone matrix, bone regeneration, bone regeneration scaffold, bone repair, bone scaffolds, bone tissue engineering, BoneCraft, Cationized decalcified bone matrix, dual-functional scaffold, IBD treatment, infected bone defect treatment, infected bone defects, infection treatment, Medical research, orthopedics, Qx-D, QxD, REGEN, regenerative medicine, regenerative therapy, Scaffold, tissue engineering

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8847
Enchantments Applied:	87	Divine Spears Created:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we use Cationized decalcified bone matrix for infected bone defect treatment! We got this sick dual-functional bone regeneration scaffold called Qx-D that will blow your mind! It’s like magic for your bones, bro!

Join us and witness the power of IBDs being treated in the most outrageous way possible. Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so bone-tastic?!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Your bones will thank you later, trust us!

Android Winter Wonderland 1.20.3

1.20.3, AI companion, Android, android wife, Artificial Intelligence, christmas, digital love, digital spouse, dream gift, future trends, Futuristic technology, Gift ideas, holiday season, modern relationships, robot companion, robotic partner, sci-fi fantasy, tech gift., technology advancements, unique present, virtual reality, Winter, Wishlist, wonderland

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	934	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

OMG, join this Minecraft server for a chance to win an android wife for Christmas! Yes, you heard me right, a freakin’ android wife! Who needs real people when you can have a robot companion to mine with? Plus, think of all the cool builds you can create together! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now and secure your chance at a robotic spouse! #MinecraftGoals #AndroidWifeForTheWin

Goths In Minecraft SMP

(subculture), acceptance, Alternative, Community, counterculture, discrimination, fashion, goth culture, goth fashion, goth music, goth scene, Goths, Identity, Individuality, Marginalized, Minecraft, misunderstood, Music, Rebellion, smp, social norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of being treated like a noob in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in our SMP, we treat you like royalty! We have a team of virtual butlers ready to cater to your every need, from building epic structures to bringing you virtual snacks while you mine. Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft monarch!

NWordDadRageCraft

anger management, Asian American identity, chinese culture, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Family Values, generational attitudes, intergenerational conflict, kamala harris, Language Use, NWordDadRageCraft, personal boundaries, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racism, Respect, social norms

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Potions Brewed:	114	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and that creeper sneaking up behind you.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your family look like the Brady Bunch. With insane stories like players building giant statues of Kamala Harris and Chinese dragons to show their support for diversity and inclusion, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the chat. Who knows, you might even run into a player who claims to be 2% “n word” and 98% “c-slur” – just make sure to keep it lighthearted and fun, like a game of Minecraft should be.

CraftingKindness

advocacy, Altruism, charity work, community service, compassion, counseling, CraftingKindness, Emotional support, Empathy, helping professions, humanitarian work, make the world a better place, mental health support, non-medical profession, non-profit organizations, philanthropy, relieve suffering, social justice, social work, Therapy, volunteering

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to escape to a world where you can make a difference without all the stress? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a virtual superhero, saving the pixelated world from evil mobs and spreading joy wherever you go.

Forget about boring old professions like doctor or therapist, on our server you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, spreading rainbows and happiness to all the players. Or how about a professional cookie baker, handing out delicious treats to everyone in need of a pick-me-up?

Join us today and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with fellow players who share your passion for making the world a better (virtual) place. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Green Consumption Society

#sustainability, affluent consumers, consumer behavior, Consumption, eco-friendly, environmental behavior, environmental consciousness, environmental impact, green consumption, Green.., highest social status, lower levels, middle range, plateaued, purchasing decisions, S-shaped pattern, social hierarchy, social status, society, socio-economic status, socioeconomic levels, sustainable lifestyle, trend

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where your social status shapes your green consumption in an s-shaped pattern! at lower levels, you’ll be gradually consuming green stuff like a pro. but once you hit that middle range, BAM! you’ll be gobbling up all the green things like there’s no tomorrow. and if you reach the tippy top of social status, you’ll be chillin’ with your green consumption, like “nah, i’m good.” it’s a wild ride of green madness and social hierarchy, so come join us for a wacky time!

Avalon

avalon, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Custom Map, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Events, Factions, java, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Server Information
Server Trailer: Watch Here
TikTok: Check out our TikTok
Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Build a base, fight as a lone wolf, join or create your own Town. Your destiny is up to you.

Server Rules

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join a kingdom or create my own?	Yes, you can join a kingdom or create your own kingdom and invite others to join you.
How many quests are featured in Avalon?	Avalon features over 200 quests across 6 chapters of storyline.
Are there daily raid bosses in Avalon?	Yes, there are 14 daily raid bosses with epic rewards that you can challenge.
What classes can I choose from in Avalon?	You can become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman and level up each class to become the ultimate Guardian.
Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?	No, griefing or stealing is not allowed on the server as per the server rules.

Ethereal Haven 1.20

Ability, Anime, battle, Bleach, Combat strategy, Defeat, defeat by brute force, Ethereal, Haven, hits hard, loses, Manga, powerful attacks, reality manipulation, reality warping, shinigami, SHONEN, soul reaper, strength, Supernatural powers, underestimation, Weakness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1280
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ores Mined:	6600	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate power of warping reality! You can bend the world to your will and create chaos like never before! But be warned, even with this amazing ability, you might still lose to someone who just hits really hard. How does that even make sense? Who knows, but it’s hilarious and you gotta see it to believe it! So come join us for a wild ride of confusion and fun!

Players:	110/600	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Farms Harvested:	642
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1