so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 276
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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