CraftyKidzLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the good ol’ days of building blocky castles and battling pixelated zombies? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood dreams in the most epic way possible. Build towering skyscrapers made entirely of diamond blocks, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and engage in epic battles with a horde of evil chickens (yes, chickens can be evil in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4912
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Void Armor Forged:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Zombie Dances:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ores Mined:	5561	Votes:	9097
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mines Excavated:	2197
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dimension Hops:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	1562
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!