CraftyKidLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SoulSteal

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Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Void Gems Collected:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Items Found:	7905
Emeralds Found:	914	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

aita, Asking for help, bills, blocks, Boyfriend, Communication, Contribute, disability checks, Expectations, Expenses, financial contribution, financial responsibility, financial support, groceries, GroceryCraft, living arrangements, living together, Partnership, relationship, sharing expenses, splitting, Support, under the table job

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Emeralds Found:	3875

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

Arrest warrant, arrested, Attorney, celebrity news, court case, criminal charges, DiddyCraft, entertainment industry, famous musician, Hip Hop, legal defense, legal issues, legal proceedings, legal representation, legal trouble, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music mogul, new york, police custody, rapper, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, Server

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KremlinCraft: EuroDisinfoWars

coordinated campaign, Disinformation, election interference, EuroDisinfoWars, European Parliament elections, european politics, fake news, far-right parties, foreign influence, information warfare, internal documents, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, leaked documents, Misinformation, political manipulation, political propaganda, propaganda center, russian campaign, Russian meddling, social media platforms, Ukraine

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a secret russian propaganda center but for gamers? well, this server is like that but way more fun! we got crazy far-right parties in the European Parliament elections, and we even planted disinformation on social media to mess with Ukraine! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and nothing is off limits! come be a part of our twisted world and see where the madness takes you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Superbug Survival Server

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you gotta join this epic server!

first of all, our server is so dope that even superbugs wanna play on it! yeah, you heard me right, those antimicrobial resistant pathogens are all about that blocky life. they be building houses out of diamond blocks and slaying creepers like nobody’s business.

not only that, but we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. we’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite armor, and even a dragon egg! if you wanna be the ultimate Minecraft boss, you gotta join our server and raid that base like a pro.

plus, we got the craziest events you’ve ever seen. last week, we had a build battle where players had to create a giant toilet out of obsidian. it was hilarious seeing everyone’s creative interpretations of a toilet in Minecraft. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on our next event!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a superbug along the way. let’s get blocky, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blue Mtn SMP

Active Staff, AUTOMATED, backups, Blue Mtn Society, Discord, Double Drops, Economy, grief protections, MCMMO, Network, no down times, no item purchases, PvP, Sept 2025, SETTLEMENT, Shop, Simple Rules, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Wars

A simple survival server with active staff and grief protections, part of the Blue Mtn Society network! Hosting paid until Sept 2025, backups and startup is automated – Experience no down times.

> Simple Rules > Optional PVP enabled > Sell mob drops, farmed items, and ores in /shop > No item purchases – All items have been earned by players > Expand your settlement and wage wars with others with /town > Decreased McMMO leveling > No double drops from McMMO

https://discord.gg/bluemtn

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Evil Within Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave adventure, danger, and a touch of evil? Then come join our server, where the mobs are extra spooky and the creepers have a wicked sense of humor!

Embark on quests to uncover the dark secrets of the world, where haunted mansions and cursed temples await. But beware, for the land is ruled by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join forces with other brave souls to battle against the forces of darkness, or go solo and become the ultimate evil overlord. The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience The Evil Within Minecraft server, where every block holds a sinister surprise and every adventure is a thrill ride of terror and laughter!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Analysis, anger, Behavior, Beliefs, confusion, criticism, culture, disbelief, Frustration, Issues, Mentality, Minecraft, Observation, perspective, Politics, Problems, question.., Reflection, smp, society, VALUES, wrong, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game like normal human beings? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RentRageCraft

bond payment, borrowing money, Demands, falling out, flatmate, friendship, Liability, money owed, moving out, new tenant, parents, payment, rent withholding, RentRageCraft, Resentment, SAVING, savings, Timeline, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unconcerned

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and friendship gone wrong!

Picture this: you and your flatmate (who may or may not owe you money) are living in a virtual flat together. You have to navigate through trust issues, friendship struggles, and financial disputes all while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. Will you be able to forgive your flatmate for their mistakes? Will they ever pay you back that bond money? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have special challenges where you have to quit your virtual job, avoid interacting with certain virtual friends, and even move out of your virtual flat to prove your loyalty. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Shrinking Sea Ice Survival

antarctic, Arctic, bird migration, climate change, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental degradation, environmental impact, find food, food scarcity, global warming, habitat loss, Ice, marine life, melting ice caps, oceanography, sea, seabirds, Shrinking, Shrinking sea ice, Survival, wildlife

come join our epic minecraft server where the sea ice is shrinking faster than you can say “pufferfish!” our seabirds are in a frenzy trying to find their fishy snacks, but don’t worry, you can help them out by joining our server and building them a giant fish buffet! watch as the penguins do the cha-cha slide on the melting ice, and see if you can out-swim the narwhals in a race to find the last scrap of ice! join now and save the seabirds from starvation, one block at a time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

‘Jeet’s Indian Minecraft Server’

Alpha, Beta, calling names, cultural respect, cultural understanding, Diversity, economic winners, empowerment, Hindi, Indian, Indians, Indians in the west, Jeet, jeets, language meanings, mindset shift, Minecraft, misconceptions, political winners, self worth, Server, Stereotypes, submissive, winner

Are you tired of being a beta in Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate alpha winner like never before! We have secret Indian techniques that will make you dominate the game and conquer all your enemies. Embrace your inner alpha and show the world that you are a true winner! Join now and unleash the power of the Indian spirit in Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1861	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

31 year old, Adult, age, American, Appearance, beauty, Caucasian, ethnicity, female, Human, Identity, Individual, looks like, Mature, mid-thirties, Minecraft, person, Portrait, smp, THIRTIES, White, white woman, WOMAN, year

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15