CraftyKidLies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Azure Cubic Realms 1.20

179, Anime, anticipation, AZURE, blue box, Characters, cubic, dumping, EXCITEMENT, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, Manga News, manga readers, Manga spoilers, manga updates, new chapter, Plot, Realms, Release, series, Storyline, update

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bros, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!

We got dungeons that will make you pee your pants in excitement!

Build your own empire and rule over the land like a boss!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons with your squad!

This server is lit AF and you won’t regret joining, trust me!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

BestiesOverNite Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BestiesOverNite, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, discomfort, friendship, girl friendships, Insecurities, Intimacy, loyalty, Minecraft, Pansexual, personal space, PLATONIC, relationship, Server, sisterly bond, sleepover, Support, traditional views, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sleepovers with your best friend are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of platonic friendships and late-night chats with your BFF.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world with your besties by your side. No need to worry about your romantic partner getting jealous, because on our server, friendships come first!

So come on over and experience the joy of building, exploring, and having sleepovers with your besties without any drama. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend to share your virtual pillow fort with!

WalkOfShameCraft

aita, Cooking, Dinner, enjoy cooking, friendship, frozen pizza, Harsh, Hosting, Humiliation, insult, Meal, overreacted, Petty, prepping, Professional Chef, Seasoning, takeout, walk home, WalkOfShameCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Magic Items Found:	5502	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7012	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Crops Grown:	4750	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!

InsecurityCraft SMP

abandonment, biggest insecurity, body image issues, comparison, criticism, fear of failure, fear of rejection, imposter syndrome, inadequacy, InsecurityCraft, intimacy issues, lack of confidence, overthinking, perfectionism, public speaking, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, smp, social anxiety, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crops Grown:	1320

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build giant statues of llamas. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, right? And the best part is, everyone on the server wears pink tutus on Wednesdays. It’s like a fashion show every week, I swear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a wild adventure together, dude! #MinecraftSMPGoals #TutuGang #ChickenWishes 🐔💎🦙

MineCraftMarathon

Burnout, career goals, Dedication, exhaustion, FATIGUE, hard work, job commitment, job satisfaction, labor hours, longest shift, MineCraftMarathon, Overtime, perseverance, productivity, time clock, Time management, work ethic, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Have you ever mined for diamonds for 24 hours straight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and experience the thrill of working a 72-hour shift in the virtual mines, all while dodging creepers and zombies trying to steal your precious loot. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the longest shift of your life!

BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	6220
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Votes:	5404	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Potions Brewed:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Players:	106/700	Votes:	1611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	4144	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17