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NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ores Mined:	4800	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	599

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Animals Bred:	124
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	569
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Votes:	538
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Towns Built:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Crops Grown:	4663	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	231
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

Players:	90/600	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19