so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that and MORE! like, one time, this dude named Putin tried to play on our server but we banned him cuz he kept griefing everyone’s builds. then this other dude named kara-murza joined and we were all like, “hey, welcome to the server!” but then he went missing after we transferred him to the prison hospital. it was like, so crazy, man.

but don’t worry, our server is totally safe and fun and u should totally join cuz we have the best community ever and we do all these cool events like building competitions and treasure hunts and stuff. plus, we have the best mods who are always there to help u out if u need it. so come join us and have the time of ur life on our totally not sketchy at all minecraft server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magic Items Found: 5961
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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