CraftyJoyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RespawnRUs – Where even ‘died’ is just a temporary setback!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a mysterious player known only as “The Baconator”.

But beware, the server is also home to the notorious Chicken Gang, a group of feathered fiends who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim the bacon sword for yourself?

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Disco Enderman. Will you be able to find it and dance the night away with the coolest mobs in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GuardianCraft: Where breaking blocks is more fun than breaking news!

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Are you tired of reading boring newspapers with mindless drivel? Then join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll see is about the epic battles between players and the insane creations they come up with! Say goodbye to boring headlines and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join now and become part of the most exciting news story yet!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Void Armor Forged:	25
New Chunks Explored:	260182	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OpinionCraft: “How do I stop caring about other blocks’ opinions? I just…”

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Are you tired of worrying about what other players think of your pixelated creations on Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that will make you completely immune to caring about anyone else’s opinions! Just one sip and you’ll be building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats without a care in the world.

Join our server and become the master of your own Minecraft destiny. No longer will you be shackled by the opinions of others, for you will be free to build, create, and explore to your heart’s content. So come on over and join us on this wild ride of self-discovery and pixelated shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or care what anyone else thinks)!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LOLcraft – Honkai: Star Rail Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Firefly’s 5* Fire Destruction? Well, look no further because our server is the Jade of Quantum Erudition! Join us for a wild ride where you can Sway to My Beat like Robin or If We Had Wings like Myriad Celestia. Our server is so epic, it’ll make you Wake to Weep tears of joy! Plus, we have more redeemable codes than you can shake a stick at – seriously, we’ve got codes coming out of our ears! So come on down and join the fun before the next song begins, because this server is the Harmony to your Flowing Nightglow!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Nazis: ‘why did they start ww2?’

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to the age-old question: why did they start WW2? Maybe it was because someone stole all the diamonds in the land and sparked an epic battle for resources. Or perhaps it was because a group of creepers decided to form an alliance and take over the world. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast exploring our server and uncovering the mysteries of history – all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. So come on, join us and let’s solve the ultimate Minecraft mystery together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Straight Up Chaos SMP – Where griefing is just another way to say hello! 1.20.4

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP	straightup.minecraft.best
Description	Join us on Straight Up! A 5 year old anarchy server with no map resets and limited anticheat to keep things fun. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla minecraft experience with us!
New Discord	https://discord.gg/UBTz9ruShH
Old Official Discord	https://discord.gg/6w7dCFf

FAQs

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for 5 years.

2. Is there a map reset on this server?

No, there are no map resets on this server.

3. What kind of anticheat system is in place?

The server has a limited anticheat system to keep things fun.

4. How big is the player base on the server?

The server has a small but active player base with room to grow.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Towns Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AS SMP VS Hypixel

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	Hypixel	AS SMP
Player Base	Massive player base	Small community
Gameplay	Diverse minigames, custom game modes	Semi-vanilla survival experience
Features	Extensive features, events, challenges	Basic survival features with whitelisting
PVP	PVP enabled in specific game modes	PVP enabled everywhere in the world
Whitelist	No whitelist	Whitelist to avoid hackers

**FAQ:**

**1. How many players are on Hypixel compared to AS SMP?** – Hypixel has a massive player base, while AS SMP has a small community.

**2. What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on each server?** – Hypixel offers diverse minigames and custom game modes, while AS SMP provides a semi-vanilla survival experience.

**3. What features are available on both servers?** – Hypixel has extensive features, events, and challenges, while AS SMP offers basic survival features with whitelisting.

**4. Is PVP enabled on these servers?** – PVP is enabled in specific game modes on Hypixel, while AS SMP has PVP enabled everywhere in the world.

**5. Do I need to go through a whitelist process to join these servers?** – Hypixel does not require a whitelist, but AS SMP has a whitelist to avoid hackers and unwanted players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.

Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!

But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Heartbreakers: Ay Mi Croazon Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your heart broken in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we specialize in heartbreak-proof relationships! Our players are so sweet, they’ll give you a piece of their heart (literally) just to show how much they care. So come join us and collect all the heart pieces to create the ultimate love potion! Who needs diamonds when you have a heart-shaped inventory? Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak, and hello to heartache (in a good way)! 💔❤️💎

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – /HACK Minecraft server

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Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Villages Defended:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mildew RP: Where we take vanilla and add just a hint of mold for that extra flavor! Now serving ages 18+ only!

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Mildew RP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can. If the issue is with a staff member themself, the server owner can be trusted to be unbiased.
A variety of Character Options!	When joining the discord, you get access to the full list of the species you can base your character on. At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!
A couple of server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations. We also have Fast Leaf Decay for those who enjoy a speedy deforesting!
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials!

FAQ

Q: How many species can I choose from?

A: At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!

Q: Are mods required to play on this server?

A: We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!

Q: Is there an End Dimension in this world?

A: No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials!

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PixelPalsCraft: Where Achievements Are So Last Season!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are either based or cringe? Well, look no further because our server is neither! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	7573

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	251	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sovereign Craft VS Hypixel

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Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can experience lag due to high player count
Wide variety of mini-games and game modes	Focus on mini-games, less on building and economy
Regular updates and events	Can be overwhelming for new players

Sovereign Craft

Pros	Cons
Real economy with Bitcoin integration	May require some knowledge of cryptocurrency
Focus on building, economy, and player interactions	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Unique features like towns, cities, nations, and Bitcoin utilization	Not as many mini-games or events

FAQ

What is Hypixel known for?

Hypixel is known for its large player base, wide variety of mini-games and game modes, and regular updates and events.

What makes Sovereign Craft unique?

Sovereign Craft merges a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft, allowing players to create and build up their own towns, cities, or nations, utilize Bitcoin for transactions, and engage in activities like running shops, joining militaries, and becoming politicians.

Which server is better for players interested in building and economy?

Sovereign Craft would be a better choice for players interested in building and economy as it focuses more on those aspects compared to Hypixel which emphasizes mini-games and game modes.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	797658	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44