CraftyJoyLand

inner peace, cheerful, joy, satisfaction, smiles

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your pixelated heart? Well, look no further because our server is the key to unlocking ultimate happiness in the blocky world!

Join us and experience a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “Let It Go” from Frozen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on rollercoasters and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

So, if you’re ready to experience pure bliss and laughter in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a unicorn or two frolicking in the fields of emeralds. Happiness awaits, my blocky friends!

RingCraftersMC

Black Stone, Conflict, Gold ring, jewelry, misunderstanding

So, like, this server is like finding a gold ring in a thrift store, but instead of just looking cool, it’s like wearing the ring and suddenly everyone thinks you’re engaged! HAHAHA!

Join this server and get accused of catfishing girls just because you’re wearing a ring, like what even is that logic? And then get called a fuck boy for no reason at all, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions, man!

But hey, if you want some unusual positive attention from women and maybe lose some weight in the process (not guaranteed), then this server is the place to be! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪🎉

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
BlockyBootyCraft

Exploration, societal norms, Sexuality, emotional response, personal experience

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to be wielded by a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who have a taste for player flesh!

Not only will you encounter mythical creatures, but you’ll also stumble upon hidden dungeons filled with treasure, including stacks of enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also hosts epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams. It’s a chaotic frenzy of pixelated madness that will have you laughing until you cry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for pixelated porn…oops, we mean pixelated swords!

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New Server IP
CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

trump, ammunition, soldiers, US support, Ukraine

lol ukraine’s soldiers be like “gimme more ammo bro, trump and zelensky be havin a showdown in the oval office, we gotta be ready for anything!” join our minecraft server for epic battles and crazy drama, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where herobrine hangs out. come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit af! #ammo4life #trumpvszelensky #minecraftmadness

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New Server IP

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

semi anarchy, streaming, PvP, Intel CPU, Anarchy

Minecraft Server Overview:

This is not your average anarchy no cheats server! Here are some key points that make us different:

1)	Map started in 2019 and has never been reset.
2)	Small active community, averaging 20-40 unique players a day.
3)	NEVER pay to win.
4)	i7-7700K Intel CPU with an owner willing to upgrade if the server playerbase grows.
5)	An anarchy community dedicated to building and having fun, with a focus on vanilla mob spawns and render distance.
6)	Not very PvP oriented, but PvP players are welcome.
7)	Active players can enter the streaming contest for a chance to win a monthly $200 cash prize.

Server Information:

Ip/host: lawlessmc.com
Rule: ONE RULE, NO CHEATS!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I use cheats on the server?

A: No, the one rule of the server is NO CHEATS.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have an average of 20-40 unique players online each day.

Q: Is the server pay to win?

A: No, we do not allow any pay to win elements on the server.

Q: Is PvP a big part of the server?

A: While PvP players are welcome, the community is not very PvP oriented.

Q: How can I participate in the streaming contest?

A: Active players can enter the streaming contest for a chance to win a monthly $200 cash prize.

QuestCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accountability, open communication, self disclosure, Vulnerability

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun all over your screen.

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro and building epic castles that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of cool peeps who will have your back when the creepers come knocking.

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games, they’re more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

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New Server IP

CraftyJoyLand

RingCraftersMC

BlockyBootyCraft

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server