Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs where the new groups are always hyped up to be super strong and dangerous, only to find out they’re complete jobbers? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and unpredictability!

Join us if you want to witness insane plot twists, like the time a group of chickens took over a village and declared themselves the rulers of the land. Or the time a group of llamas started a rebellion against the players, demanding better treatment and more hay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Jobber Guild, a group of players who are known for their ability to lose every battle they’re in. Join them if you want to experience the thrill of being defeated by the most incompetent warriors in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Runes Activated: 4
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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