CraftyJewTalk Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance-offs with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face around here.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary “Chicken of Destiny,” you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, this server is not for you).

LegendsCraft

Boss Battles, Builds, Community, Crates, creativity, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Feedback, Gear, Grief Protection, LegendsCraft, mapart contests, PvP, Seasonal Events, Secure Gameplay, Shops, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Trade

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchantments Applied:	72
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Void Armor Forged:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Animals Bred:	97	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

LegendsCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.21.1 SMP
Features	Community-driven, Creative, Custom Enhancements
Economy	Player-driven, Trading, Shops
PvP	Boss Battles, Custom PvP Arenas, Seasonal Events
Grief Protection	Tools for protecting player creations
Website	play.legendscraft.net
Discord	Join the Community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join LegendsCraft?

You can join LegendsCraft by connecting to the server IP: play.legendscraft.net

2. What version of Minecraft does LegendsCraft support?

LegendsCraft supports Minecraft version 1.21.1 for the Semi-Vanilla SMP experience.

3. Are there custom features on LegendsCraft?

Yes, LegendsCraft offers custom enchantments, rare gear, themed crates, and more to enhance the survival gameplay.

4. Can I participate in events on LegendsCraft?

Absolutely! LegendsCraft hosts events like boss battles, PvP competitions, and seasonal events throughout the year for players to enjoy.

5. How can I protect my builds from griefing on LegendsCraft?

LegendsCraft provides grief protection tools to ensure that your creations are safe from unauthorized modifications.

6. Is there a way to give feedback or suggestions to the server staff?

Yes, LegendsCraft values player feedback and suggestions. You can share your ideas on their Discord server or through in-game communication.

Sky Haven Isles 1.20.4

1.20.4, algorithm, Chaika, CONTENT, Digital, Haven, indexing, Isles, keywords, long tail, Marketing, not in the front page, ONLINE, Optimization, Promotion, Ranking, search, Seo, SERP, SKY, strategy, tags, VISIBILITY, Website

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Yo, broskis, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, because it’s so lit that even Chaika isn’t on the front page! Can you believe it? It’s like a hidden gem, just waiting for you to discover its awesomeness. Plus, who wants to be basic and go where everyone else is? Be a trendsetter and join the coolest server that’s flying under the radar. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KeyQuest Minecraft Server

anger, car keys, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, demanding, Emergencies, forgetful husband, forgetfulness, Frustration, house keys, KeyQuest, Keys, lack of listening, locked out, marriage issues, Minecraft, relationship problems, repeating myself, Server, stress, wfh, working from home

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of being locked in your own house because your husband keeps taking the keys with him? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about being locked out again!

On our server, you can build a virtual house with as many key copies as you want, and your husband won’t be able to take them with him to work. No more emergency trips to the chemist or library being ruined by missing keys!

Join now and never worry about being ignored or forgotten again. Build your dream house and never be locked out by your forgetful husband. It’s time to take control and never repeat yourself again!

SalsaCraft: Boyfriend Eviction

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Argument, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s mom, communication problem, Eviction, invasion of privacy, living situation, mixing salsa, moving out, regular salsa, relationship issue, Rent, roommate, Salsa, SalsaCraft, security camera, spicy salsa, vacation house, weird behavior

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Hey gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as salsa mixed by a meddling mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and intrigue.

Picture this: you log on to build your dream castle, only to find that someone keeps mixing all your precious resources together. Who could it be? A sneaky roommate? A mischievous mob? Nope, it’s your boyfriend’s mom, on a mission to rearrange your virtual fridge!

But fear not, brave player, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Navigate through family feuds, salsa scandals, and fridge fiascos to claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you stand your ground and defend your salsa stash, or will you succumb to the chaos of a mother-in-law gone rogue?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when life gives you mixed salsa, make it a Minecraft adventure!

GenMinecraft2020

Campaign, candidates, Decision making, election, experienced, GenMinecraft2020, Government, History, internationally educated, leadership, military background, national security, patriotism, Politics, public service, qualifications, retired military generals, strategy, trends, U.S. president, voter preferences

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is run by highly experienced and internationally educated retired military generals! That’s right, these tactical masterminds will lead you on epic quests and battles like you’ve never seen before.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being led into battle by a retired general who once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Plus, our generals have top-secret military training that will give you the edge in PvP battles and raids.

So why settle for a regular Minecraft server when you can join our server and be part of a truly epic adventure? Join now and see why our server is the best-kept secret in the Minecraft world!

Cool Crust & Mantle Mayhem

Beneath, California, Continental Crust, continental drift, Cool, critical, crust, deep, Earth science, Earthquake studies, Geologic Processes, geological research, geologists, Geophysical Exploration, mantle, MAYHEM, plate tectonics, seismic activity, separation, signs, Subsurface Mapping, Uncover

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Divine Spears Created:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this super cool minecraft server that’s, like, so lit that even geologists are talking about it! apparently, they found signs of, like, a major separation between the continental crust and the mantle deep beneath california. like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff, dude.

join this server and, like, explore the depths of the earth in minecraft, uncovering all sorts of crazy secrets and hidden treasures. maybe you’ll even discover a portal to another dimension or something, who knows?

plus, the community on this server is, like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. you’ll make friends from all over the world and have epic adventures together.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server now and be a part of something truly out of this world! who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next big geologist in minecraft.

Light & Wicked Ways 1.21.2

1.21.2, CHANGED.., enlightenment, growth, inner peace, introspection, Light, mindfulness, personal development, Positive Change, realization, Redemption, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-transformation, spiritual awakening, transformation, Ways, Wicked, wicked ways

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	258	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a spiritual awakening for your pixelated soul.

Join us and you’ll be blessed with epic builds that will make you question reality itself.

The community here is so lit, it’s like a virtual cult of awesome gamers who have seen the light and changed their wicked ways.

Don’t be left in the dark, join us now and let the pixel gods guide you to Minecraft enlightenment.

Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Mars Hydro Fun Land

Astrobiology, atmosphere, atmospheric composition, climate change, Fun, History, hot and cold planets, HYDRO, Hydrogen, hydrogen in space, Land, mars, mars atmosphere, Mars history, mars research, Martian Atmosphere, planetary evolution, planetary science, red planet, scientific discovery, space exploration, Space missions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	New Chunks Explored:	662949
Gods Slained:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secrets of mars and its crazy atmosphere! we got hydrogen everywhere, like seriously, it’s like a party up in here!

imagine building your own mars base and exploring the red planet like a boss. we even have special events where we reenact the hot again, cold again history of mars.

so if you want to be a space explorer and uncover the mysteries of the universe, join our server now! plus, we have free snacks in the virtual break room. what more could you ask for?

Bucketry Minecraft

Bucketry, building contests, community-driven, Creative mode, Custom Biomes, Custom Economy, Exploration, Friendly staff, hardcore survival, legendary items, Lore-rich quests, Minecraft, Mob Arenas, player events, Player vs environment, PvE, PvP arenas, smp, treasure hunting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft
Java: mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock: mc.bucketry.net:19132

Why Play at Bucketry?
🎯 Quests That Matter
⚔️ Gear Built Your Way
🌱 Master Your Path
🏰 Build Your Kingdom


💰 Player-Driven Economy
🤝 A Community You’ll Want to Join
📜 Quests with a Story
🔧 Streamlined for Fun

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join Bucketry Minecraft?

A: Simply connect to the server using the Java or Bedrock link provided above.

Q: What makes Bucketry different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Bucketry offers a unique gameplay experience with quests that matter, customizable gear, a player-driven economy, and a strong sense of community.

Q: Can I play with my friends on Bucketry?

A: Absolutely! Bucketry is a multiplayer server, so you can team up with friends to tackle quests, build kingdoms, and explore together.

Q: Are there special events on Bucketry?

A: Yes, Bucketry regularly hosts events and challenges for players to participate in, adding an extra layer of fun and excitement to the gameplay.

Q: Do I need any mods or plugins to play on Bucketry?

A: No, Bucketry is optimized for vanilla gameplay, so you can start your adventure right away without the need for additional mods or plugins.

Q: How can I get involved in the Bucketry community?

A: Joining the Bucketry Discord server and participating in in-game events and challenges are great ways to connect with other players and be part of the community.

Eternal Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, always true, BELIEF, Certainty, certainty in truth, Deep thinking, doubt, ETERNAL, existential questioning, existentialism, introspection, metaphysical pondering, philosophical inquiry., philosophy, Questioning, questioning reality, Quests, seeking answers, skepticism, True, truth-seeking, universal truth, why

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes and exploring mysterious caves filled with hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of clucking like a pro.

So why wait? Join us now and unlock the secrets of the blocky universe!

CharityCraft Minecraft Server

#first class, babysitting job, BROKE, charity case, CharityCraft, family, good jobs, Help, high cost of living, interest-free loans, mad, Managing, Minecraft, opportunities, refusing, Rent, rich family, Rude, Server, Support, Talk, well off

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against players based on their family’s wealth or connections!

Join us and experience a world where everyone starts off on an equal playing field, no matter how many countries they’ve traveled to in first class.

Build your way up from the bottom, just like our server owner’s sister did (allegedly). Who needs handouts from rich families when you can grind for your diamonds like a true Minecraft warrior?

So come on in and show us what you’re made of! And remember, no matter how many childcare centers you manage in real life, in our server, we’re all just blocky characters trying to survive and thrive. See you in the game!

SisCashSnafuCraft

borrowing money, college funds, custodial account, family, family conflict, family dynamics, financial accountability, financial betrayal, financial boundaries, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, generational wealth, Inheritance, money management, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCashSnafuCraft, sister, Trust

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now for a chance to inherit virtual riches and deal with shady custodians who may or may not steal your in-game currency.

In our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to get your money back from your sister who keeps making excuses and lying about where it went. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and get your funds back, or will you be left broke and fuming?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the opportunity to navigate family dynamics, deal with guilt-tripping siblings, and try to convince your grandparents that justice must be served – all while trying to save up for virtual college tuition.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a family feud at Thanksgiving dinner, look no further! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the financial chaos and come out on top. Remember, in this world, it’s not just about building blocks – it’s about building trust and getting your virtual money back!

Ex_Minecrafter_Meets_MinecraftSMP

10. Lack of commitment, 11. personal growth, 12. Self-reflection, 13. Closure, 14. Healing process, 15. letting go, 16. Starting over, 17. Learning from past relationships, 18. Red flags, 19. Unresolved issues, 2. Breakup reasons, 20. Emotional detachment., 3. Heartbreak, 4. Moving on, 5. Communication problems, 6. Trust issues, 7. Incompatibility, 8. Emotional baggage, 9. Infidelity, Ex_Minecrafter_Meets_MinecraftSMP, relationship issues

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	294
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG so like, I totally left my last relationship because my ex didn’t understand the importance of joining this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, can you believe it? They were all like “Minecraft is just a game” and I was like “No, it’s a way of life, bro!” So yeah, I had to dump them and now I’m looking for someone who gets it, you know? Join us on this server and let’s build a virtual world together, where diamonds are our currency and creepers are our pets. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. Plus, I heard there’s a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. So yeah, if you’re down for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans, hit me up and let’s do this! #Minecraft4Life #SMP4Ever 🤪🎮🔥

BlockyHRDisasters

BlockyHRDisasters, boundary crossing, explicit content, HR nightmare, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, misconduct, NSFW, office gossip, office misconduct, office scandal, shocking incident, unprofessional conduct, Workplace, workplace drama, workplace harassment, workplace inappropriate behavior, workplace inappropriate conduct, workplace inappropriate incident, workplace misconduct, workplace scandal

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW shenanigans that will make your virtual head spin. From villagers getting frisky in the town square to creepers twerking in the mines, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon strip club, where you can watch the dragon shed its scales and dance the night away. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous love triangle between Steve, Alex, and a mysterious llama named Carl.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

GreenlandGoneWild

Alliance, Arctic, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, international relations, intervention, Leaders, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy, territorial dispute, trump, united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i want greenland”? well, europe is like “nah bro, u can’t have it” and they’re like plotting and scheming to stop him. it’s like a real life game of risk but with way more drama. come join our minecraft server and help europe save greenland from trump’s tiny hands. u can be part of the epic battle for greenland and maybe even become a hero in the process. plus, we have like, really cool buildings and stuff. so, like, join now and let’s save greenland together, bro!