CraftyJewTalk Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1295	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	3350
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Animals Bred:	121
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mines Excavated:	4534	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6313	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Crops Grown:	4549	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	220	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3183	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4623
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

Players:	102/400	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchantments Applied:	87
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13