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Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Zombie Dances:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9021
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9150

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	194	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crops Grown:	9675
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Enchantments Applied:	53	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	7

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	220
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Star Shards Collected:	156
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Players:	91/700	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4666
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2