So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
Meteorites Collected: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Gods Slained: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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