So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6130 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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