CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

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LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Emeralds Found:	5082	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
New Chunks Explored:	331450	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	9443	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	5936
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockyParentRegrets

apologies, Apology, BlockyParentRegrets, Childhood, Communication, doing.., family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, MISTAKES, parenting, parents, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, regrets, relationships, remorse, Saying

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, otzdarva, Server

Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7885
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donate, donuts, Minecraft, Play, Server

What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9863	Dragon Eggs Found:	9175
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.