Forget about historical figures like Alexander the Great or Genghis Khan, the real MVP is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join now and witness their epic building skills that put the Pyramids of Giza to shame.

Legend has it that players who join this server gain superhuman abilities, like the power to mine diamonds with just a wink or tame creepers with a single pat on the head. Plus, rumor has it that the owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops.

So if you want to be part of a community where the chat is filled with jokes and memes, where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content, then this is the place for you. Who needs historical figures when you can be a legend in your own right on this Minecraft server?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6199
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into a pool of lava. But hey, at least you’ll learn the valuable lesson of always checking your coordinates before building anything! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but a bucket of water is a close second!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Server: CreeperPeevez

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Are you tired of getting photobombed by creepers while trying to take a selfie in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about those pesky green guys ruining your shot again! Our server is creeper-free guaranteed, so you can snap all the pics you want without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these feathered friends! Join now and start your diamond farm today.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where you can trade with mermaid villagers and ride dolphins through coral reefs. Who needs a boring old land-based village when you can have an underwater paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

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Atlantis Minecraft Server

Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there any grief prevention features on the server?	Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
How long do land claims last?	Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	3901	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

anger, animal cruelty, Animals, Behavior, child safety, Cows, Dogs, Food, Frustration, hate, hatred, leather, milk, Minecraft, mistreatment, neighborhood destruction, Nutrients, pet ownership, Pets, Pigs, Resources, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, societal norms

Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ores Mined:	4745	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Buildings Constructed:	35
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

blue helmets, BlueHelmetBorderPatrol, border, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, evacuation, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Monitoring, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, Request, SECURITY, Tension, UN, united nations, United Nations Peacekeeping Force

so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	265	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Balance Blunder Data Mine

aging, balance, blunder, Circumstances, Context, data, Elderly, Falls, health, losing balance, Monitoring, older adults, Prevention, real-time data, recall, research, researchers, Safety, study, Technology, Understanding, voice recorders

join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Waffcarui Minecraft server

Article, Beginners, Clans, comfort, Community, Decorative items, Development, donation, Donations, Economy, Events, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, paid plugins, Pets, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Reliability, Roleplay, RPG, rules, Russian, Seasons, Server, Stability, subscription, Survival, Tested, texture pack, Whitelist

Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

age, art, creativity, cringe, Expression, filmmaking, Followers, friendless, Friends, Insecurity, instagram, Loneliness, Minecraft, Music, Painting, photography, self-conscious, Server, sharing, social media, Social Skills, Writing

Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Creepers in My Blocks!

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Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockBusterAliGone

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Items Found:	1174	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchantments Applied:	100	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyInfluencer

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NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

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Server: CreeperPeevez

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MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

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Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

Atlantis Minecraft Server

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Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

Updated October 7, 2024

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

Updated October 7, 2024

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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Balance Blunder Data Mine

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Waffcarui Minecraft server

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The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Creepers in My Blocks!

Updated October 7, 2024

BlockBusterAliGone

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